books. tv-shows. fangirling.

(Source: feedmesashimi)

awwww-cute:

This poor llama

awwww-cute:

This poor llama

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

pink-station-gerard:

Wet Yourself! At The Party

"You just let the machines get on with the adding up," warned Majikthise, "and we’ll take care of the eternal verities, thank you very much. You want to check your legal position, you do, mate. Under law the Quest for Ultimate Truth is quite clearly the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers. Any bloody machine goes and actually finds it and we’re straight out of a job, aren’t we? I mean, what’s the use of our sitting up half the night arguing that there may or may not be a God if this machine only goes and gives you his bleeding phone number the next morning?"

"That’s right," shouted Vroomfondel, "we demand a rigidly defined area of doubt and uncertainty!"

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams

Haha this cracks me up. Leave it to philosophers to demand the shut down if an all knowing machine so they can continue to ponder their existence.

(Source: caravancrusader)

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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officialunitedstates:

[me in 1773, tossing the tea off the ships] i am only here because tea tastes really bad.  i know basic economics and if supply goes down the prices will increase and less people will be able to buy it.  i am strongly anti-tea.  i hope a war does not start because of this

nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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Memories are bullets.
Some whiz by and only spook you.
Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

—Richard Kadrey, Kill the Dead (via wordsnquotes)

Art is thinking in images.

Victor Shklovsky  (via koridoriusempty)

When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

—Chuck Palahniuk in Invisible Monsters (via starvingartstudent)

polyatom1c:

fool me once, shame on you.
fool me twice, shame on you again for continuing to exploit my sense of trust. trust is not a weakness and should be respected, not taken advantage of.

(Source: sleepymarmot)

nowyoukno:

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

please spread this man’s refreshing and inspirational story

takohai:

repeat after me: 

there is nothing wrong with wanting attention
there is nothing wrong with wanting human contact
there is nothing wrong with wanting validation for your existence 
there is nothing wrong with wanting your hard work to be recognized

there is nothing wrong with wanting attention

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